In the world of animal T-shirts, a few have risen above the crowd. These wondrous creations of animals, both anthropomorphic and natural, have become more than just simple T-shirts. These paragons of chest-covering wonderment have become nothing short of epic legends in their own right.
The Number One Animal T-Shirt of All Time:
This is it, the pinnacle of T-shirt awesomeness. This epic and legendary shirt has taken the Internet, and the world, by storm. There is but one choice for the number one animal T-shirt of all time, and it is known as the three wolf moon shirt.
This shirt features three wolves howling at a full moon on a black background. It’s so simple, so sublime, that the shirt must be seen to be experienced. You may be wondering, how can anyone possibly beat such an embodiment of epic awesome? Believe it or not, the manufacturer has done so. They have introduced a variant of the three wolf moon shirt that glows in the dark. If there was a word beyond epic, this would be the only way to possibly describe this masterpiece of glow-in-the-dark wonderment. This is yet another shirt produced by The Mountain.
Men’s Kitten T-Shirt:
Ten kittens, six butterflies and one ladybug are certainly a recipe for success right? After all, everyone loves kittens, particularly those chasing after butterflies. Imagine how masculine you’ll be in the famous Men’s Kitten T-shirt!
Kill Monotony:
This shirt, created by designer Enkel Dika, combines a poignant social message with brutal animal violence. What more could you ask for in a T-shirt. This shirt features a zebra being attacked by a lion. However, the arterial spurt from the zebra isn’t a graphic splash of the animal’s lifeblood. Instead, it’s a huge spray of multicolored rainbow juice.
Big Face Baby Orangutan:
Throughout the years our primate cousins have been woefully underrepresented on apparel products. Fortunately, The Mountain is working to change all of that. The Big Face Baby Orangutan shirt makes it look like you are growing a baby orangutan out of your chest. This is sure to be a great conversation starter at your next party or business meeting.
Combat Stryker:
The Mountain produces great Animal T-shirts, thus their inclusion so often on this list. One of their best is the Combat Stryker T-shirt. It’s got a little bit of everything; a patriotic United States flag, fighter jets and a bald eagle fighter jet pilot. There is no better way to show your pride in being an American, or your desire to be an American, by wearing this shirt. America, heck yeah!
By sporting one of these brilliant shirts, you can tell people that not only are you tuned in to the latest in animal T-shirts, but that you have decided to unleash your inner beast. Howling at the moon is, of course, completely optional.
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